From 87df74b49c8792e9dddd550d862b2cfa9a2e909b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: alex Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2023 16:02:34 +0200 Subject: Adapt to new layout --- blog_experiment/content/2006/12/ratas-del-aire.gmi | 51 ++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 51 insertions(+) create mode 100644 blog_experiment/content/2006/12/ratas-del-aire.gmi (limited to 'blog_experiment/content/2006/12/ratas-del-aire.gmi') diff --git a/blog_experiment/content/2006/12/ratas-del-aire.gmi b/blog_experiment/content/2006/12/ratas-del-aire.gmi new file mode 100644 index 00000000..4dd72717 --- /dev/null +++ b/blog_experiment/content/2006/12/ratas-del-aire.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,51 @@ +# Ratas del aire +2006-12-25 + +Sólo hay una manera en la que un británico de pura cepa puede responder al titular de "se contrata francotirados para eliminar las palomas de Kingston". Llenar la página de la noticia [1] de comentarios surrealistas. Algunos extractos: + +=> http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/pigeoncomments/display.var.1039169.0.marksman_called_in_to_kill_kingstons_pigeons.php [1] la página de la noticia + +> +> +> +> What a lot of fuss over nothing. Everyone knows pigeons can't be killed, +> they are immortal and immune to bullets. Where I come from we worship the +> pigeon deity and never look them in the eye as this can turn a man to +> stone. +> +> + +> +> +> +> I'm horrified at the very idea anyone might want to harm these gentle +> creatures. I myself was raised by pigeons after being abandoned in +> Trafalgar Square as a young nipper. Therefore I know how noble and +> generous a species they really are. If anyone were to kill a pigeon in +> this way, it would be as though they are slaughtering one of my own +> family. It's murder, I say! +> +> +> +> [...] +> +> +> +> I know what you mean, reader. I was raised by yaks but I'm sure the +> experience was similar. How about a council worker cull instead. +> +> + +> +> +> +> My elder sister was held captive for nine days by a flock of rock pigeons +> on a small island near Malta in 1979 - it may have been Gozo but I'm not +> too sure. (Sorry about that.) As you might gather she suffers from +> nightmares and flashbacks but she has also developed a loathing of millet +> seeds for some strange reason. She is in full support of the cull and, in +> actual fact, she has already applied for the job and fully intends to +> carry out her duties as soon as possible - whether she gets the job or +> not. Be careful around town folks - she's not a good shot. +> +> \ No newline at end of file -- cgit v1.2.3