From 8a45a0403b3cb0c35e59871396a1068b43aafffa Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: alex Date: Sun, 22 Mar 2026 13:07:04 +0100 Subject: Fix, reformat and update a few posts --- blog/content/2006/12/ratas-del-aire.gmi | 49 +++------------------- blog/content/2007/07/everything-is-connected.gmi | 15 ++----- ...ou-can-t-fight-in-here-this-is-the-war-room.gmi | 25 +++-------- blog/content/2010/03/gatos-azucarados.gmi | 22 +--------- 4 files changed, 16 insertions(+), 95 deletions(-) (limited to 'blog/content') diff --git a/blog/content/2006/12/ratas-del-aire.gmi b/blog/content/2006/12/ratas-del-aire.gmi index 0caa035b..3a981247 100644 --- a/blog/content/2006/12/ratas-del-aire.gmi +++ b/blog/content/2006/12/ratas-del-aire.gmi @@ -1,50 +1,13 @@ # 2006-12-25 Ratas del aire -Sólo hay una manera en la que un británico de pura cepa puede responder al titular de "se contrata francotirados para eliminar las palomas de Kingston". Llenar la página de la noticia [1] de comentarios surrealistas. Algunos extractos: +=> https://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/1039169.marksman_called_in_to_kill_kingstons_pigeons/ Sólo hay una manera en la que un británico de pura cepa puede responder al titular de "se contrata francotirados para eliminar las palomas de Kingston". Llenar la página de la noticia de comentarios surrealistas. Algunos extractos: -=> http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/pigeoncomments/display.var.1039169.0.marksman_called_in_to_kill_kingstons_pigeons.php [1] la página de la noticia +> What a lot of fuss over nothing. Everyone knows pigeons can't be killed, they are immortal and immune to bullets. Where I come from we worship the pigeon deity and never look them in the eye as this can turn a man to stone. -> -> -> -> What a lot of fuss over nothing. Everyone knows pigeons can't be killed, -> they are immortal and immune to bullets. Where I come from we worship the -> pigeon deity and never look them in the eye as this can turn a man to -> stone. -> -> +> I'm horrified at the very idea anyone might want to harm these gentle creatures. I myself was raised by pigeons after being abandoned in Trafalgar Square as a young nipper. Therefore I know how noble and generous a species they really are. If anyone were to kill a pigeon in this way, it would be as though they are slaughtering one of my own family. It's murder, I say! -> -> -> -> I'm horrified at the very idea anyone might want to harm these gentle -> creatures. I myself was raised by pigeons after being abandoned in -> Trafalgar Square as a young nipper. Therefore I know how noble and -> generous a species they really are. If anyone were to kill a pigeon in -> this way, it would be as though they are slaughtering one of my own -> family. It's murder, I say! -> -> -> > [...] -> -> -> -> I know what you mean, reader. I was raised by yaks but I'm sure the -> experience was similar. How about a council worker cull instead. -> -> -> -> -> -> My elder sister was held captive for nine days by a flock of rock pigeons -> on a small island near Malta in 1979 - it may have been Gozo but I'm not -> too sure. (Sorry about that.) As you might gather she suffers from -> nightmares and flashbacks but she has also developed a loathing of millet -> seeds for some strange reason. She is in full support of the cull and, in -> actual fact, she has already applied for the job and fully intends to -> carry out her duties as soon as possible - whether she gets the job or -> not. Be careful around town folks - she's not a good shot. -> -> +> I know what you mean, reader. I was raised by yaks but I'm sure the experience was similar. How about a council worker cull instead. + +> My elder sister was held captive for nine days by a flock of rock pigeons on a small island near Malta in 1979 - it may have been Gozo but I'm not too sure. (Sorry about that.) As you might gather she suffers from nightmares and flashbacks but she has also developed a loathing of millet seeds for some strange reason. She is in full support of the cull and, in actual fact, she has already applied for the job and fully intends to carry out her duties as soon as possible - whether she gets the job or not. Be careful around town folks - she's not a good shot. diff --git a/blog/content/2007/07/everything-is-connected.gmi b/blog/content/2007/07/everything-is-connected.gmi index f4552c08..fe576d52 100644 --- a/blog/content/2007/07/everything-is-connected.gmi +++ b/blog/content/2007/07/everything-is-connected.gmi @@ -1,18 +1,9 @@ # 2007-07-09 Everything is connected -De los The B-52's [1], a Blondie [2] a... +=> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSEMjZ6YqGI De los The B-52's... -=> https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y4dUS7v2NIQ [1] The B-52's -=> https://youtube.com/watch?v=qW6OrdLkCLU [2] Blondie +=> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WLw_0DFQQ ... a Blondie a... -> -> -> -> Hi, it's Deb. You know, when I woke up this morning I had a realization -> about myself. I was always Blondie. People always called me Blondie, ever -> since I was a little kid. What I realized ia that at some point I became -> Dirty Harry. I couldn't be Blondie anymore, so I became Dirty Harry. -> -> +> Hi, it's Deb. You know, when I woke up this morning I had a realization about myself. I was always Blondie. People always called me Blondie, ever since I was a little kid. What I realized ia that at some point I became Dirty Harry. I couldn't be Blondie anymore, so I became Dirty Harry. ...¡el tito Clint! diff --git a/blog/content/2008/02/gentlemen-you-can-t-fight-in-here-this-is-the-war-room.gmi b/blog/content/2008/02/gentlemen-you-can-t-fight-in-here-this-is-the-war-room.gmi index b838390d..fc8021c0 100644 --- a/blog/content/2008/02/gentlemen-you-can-t-fight-in-here-this-is-the-war-room.gmi +++ b/blog/content/2008/02/gentlemen-you-can-t-fight-in-here-this-is-the-war-room.gmi @@ -1,26 +1,11 @@ # 2008-02-29 Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room -> -> -> -> According to our sources, the Home lobby for the Incognito dogfighter will -> serve as a "war room" where up to eight players can meet to discuss their -> strategy for an upcoming match. Sure, you could do that with text or voice -> chat, but it sounds like the developers have gone the extra mile to make -> planning your battles even cooler. -> -> -> -> Using a three-dimensional "sand table" replication of the level, Warhawk -> players are said to be able to lay out their strategies in a properly -> scaled space. They'll even be able to place little army men avatars around -> the map to envision their formations, something we hope they can also do -> with teeny tiny Warhawk planes, tanks and Jeeps. -> -> +> According to our sources, the Home lobby for the Incognito dogfighter will serve as a "war room" where up to eight players can meet to discuss their strategy for an upcoming match. Sure, you could do that with text or voice chat, but it sounds like the developers have gone the extra mile to make planning your battles even cooler. -Es sólo un rumor [1], no pienso comprarme una PS3 y no creo que juegue al Warhawk. +> Using a three-dimensional "sand table" replication of the level, Warhawk players are said to be able to lay out their strategies in a properly scaled space. They'll even be able to place little army men avatars around the map to envision their formations, something we hope they can also do with teeny tiny Warhawk planes, tanks and Jeeps. -=> http://kotaku.com/361562/how-warhawk-makes-home-really-really-cool [1] un rumor +Es sólo un rumor, no pienso comprarme una PS3 y no creo que juegue al Warhawk. Pero mola. Mucho. + +=> https://web.archive.org/web/20090422074114/http://kotaku.com/361562/how-warhawk-makes-home-really-really-cool Kotaku - How Warhawk Makes Home Really, Really Cool diff --git a/blog/content/2010/03/gatos-azucarados.gmi b/blog/content/2010/03/gatos-azucarados.gmi index 46076866..e98e6f6e 100644 --- a/blog/content/2010/03/gatos-azucarados.gmi +++ b/blog/content/2010/03/gatos-azucarados.gmi @@ -1,23 +1,5 @@ # 2010-03-16 Gatos azucarados -> -> -> -> 8 Professors are in the 9th year of a 12 year encyclopedia writing -> project. The youngest is Bertram Potts who specializes in language and -> grammar. When Professor Potts discovers that his section on slang is -> outdated, he sets out to research the topic. Nightclub performer Sugarpuss -> O'Shea is engaged to gangster Joe Lilac. When she discovers that the -> police are after her, she must find a place to lay low. Then Potts meets -> Sugarpuss. He is impressed with her slang and wants to study it further. -> Sugarpuss uses his study as an excuse to invite herself to stay with the 8 -> Professors at their residence--a perfect hideout. She wins over the older -> Professors teaching them how to do a Conga Line and earns a marriage -> proposal from 'Pottsie' by showing him 'yum-yum'. However, Joe Lilac -> resurfaces with other plans for Sugarpuss. -> -> +> 8 Professors are in the 9th year of a 12 year encyclopedia writing project. The youngest is Bertram Potts who specializes in language and grammar. When Professor Potts discovers that his section on slang is outdated, he sets out to research the topic. Nightclub performer Sugarpuss O'Shea is engaged to gangster Joe Lilac. When she discovers that the police are after her, she must find a place to lay low. Then Potts meets Sugarpuss. He is impressed with her slang and wants to study it further. Sugarpuss uses his study as an excuse to invite herself to stay with the 8 Professors at their residence--a perfect hideout. She wins over the older Professors teaching them how to do a Conga Line and earns a marriage proposal from 'Pottsie' by showing him 'yum-yum'. However, Joe Lilac resurfaces with other plans for Sugarpuss. -Otra peli [1] por ver... - -=> https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0033373/ [1] Otra peli +=> https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0033373/ Otra peli por ver... -- cgit v1.2.3